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One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar discussing their love lives.
One woman looked at the other and said, “You know, eighty percent of all men
think that the best way to end an argument is to make love.”
“Well,” said the other woman,” that would certainly revolutionize the game of
hockey!”
A seceratary was leaving the office when she saw the CEO standing in front of
the paper shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Excuse me.” said the CEO,
“This is a very important document.
Could you get this thing to work?” so the seceratary turned on the machine,
inserted the paper and pressed the start button and the paper went. “Great,”
said the CEO, “I just need one copy.”
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful
emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out
a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who
they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese
samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate
why he should be head samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little
fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The
emperor says, “That is very impressive!”
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and
demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai
opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4
pieces! The emperor says, “That is really impressive!”
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and
demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai
thinks, “If it works for the other two…” So the Jewish samurai
walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH. A gust of wind fills the room,
but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, “Why is the fly not dead?”
And the Jewish samurai replies, “If you look closely, you’ll see
that the fly has been circumcised.”
‘Bob’ was walking in a forest when he sees a naked man laying on the ground.
He askes what the heck are you doing there?
The indian answers, “Me clock.”
“Ok, what time is it?” he asks
“2:00” he replied
And he was right so Bob walks away.
A while later he sees another man laying down also.
He also said he was a clock, and he too knew the correct time.
Bob kept walking around, and now sees a chief turning the naked guys penis’s counter-clockwise.
He asks “Why are you turning their penis’s?
The indian cheif answers, Rewinding clock !
Submitted by bomberman255
Edited by Curtis