Purpee Jokes

Un Doctor acababa de tener una larga sesi�n de sexo con uno de sus pacientes. Mientras descansaba comenz� a sentirse un poco culpable, pues pensaba que lo que hac�a no era �tico. En eso un peque�o demonio apareci� sobre uno de sus hombros y le dijo: “Tranquilo, muchos doctores tienen sexo con sus pacientes; ya ves, t� no eres ni el primero ni el �ltimo.”

Esto hizo sentir al doctor un poco mejor, hasta que otro demonio apareci� en su hombro y dijo: “S�, idiota, pero los otros doctores no son veterinarios.”

A lady, desperate for companionship took out an ad in the local paper.

It read: I need a man who won’t beat me up… won’t run away with other women, but he’s gotta be great in bed.

The next day the doorbell rang, and she found a quadrapalegic on her doorstep.

“You have no arms.” she said.

He answered, “I won’t beat you.”

“You have no legs.” she protested.

He said, “I won’t run away with other women!”

Embarassed she inquired, “How can you be great in bed?”

He answers, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis

A guy with a Doberman pinscher asks his friend who has a Chihuahua if he wants to grab a bite to eat.

The man with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go into a restaurant. We’ve got dogs with us.”

“Just follow my lead,” assures the other man.

They walk over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses before entering.

When he gets inside, the doorman says, “Sorry sir, no pets allowed.”

To which the man replies, “It’s OK, this is my seeing eye dog.”

“A Doberman?” the confused host asks.

“Yes, they’re using them now. They’re really quite good.”

The host shrugs and says, “Come on in.”

Next, the guy with the Chihuahua decides to give it a try, so he puts on his sunglasses and walks in.

The host stops him immediately and says, “Sorry guy, no pets allowed.”

“You don’t understand. This is my seeing eye dog,” the man replies.

The host says, “Oh, come on, a Chihuahua?”

At which point the man yells, “They gave me a Chihuahua?!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.