Why does Monica Lewinsky have chubby cheeks?
She’s withholding evidence!
What do blonds and s
Fucked
A man was jogging around a lake and saw a woman crying. So he stopped and asked what was wrong? The woman replied I never ben hugged before because I have no arms and legs. So the man gives her a hug. The next day he saw the woman again and she was crying again. So he once again asked what was wrong. She replied I never been kissed because I have no arms and legs. So the gives her a kiss. The very next day the man once again see the same lady crying once more. So he asked her for the third time whats wrong. She said I never been fucked before because I have no arms and legs. So the man pick her up and throws her into a lake and says NOW YOUR FUCKED!
THE TOOTHBRUSH
Knock KnockWho’s there?Delhi!Delhi who?Delhicatessen!
Mistakes
Bad News?
Yo momma so ugly
Bar
Twister titles
Alternate/rejected titles for the movie Twister: *Totally Gone With The Wind *Boys On The Side… Of My Barn *The Weather Channel: The Movie *Schindler’s Twist *Field of Debris *Dead Man Flying *One House Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest *The Splintered Bridges of Madison County *Wizard of Oz II:The Search For Toto *Killer Genuine Draft *Four Weddings and a Funnel *Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom *A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Farm *Roofless in Seattle
Eleventh Commandment
Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and
Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States
was behaving in an inappropriate manner and there were many people who
saw nothing wrong in what he had done. They decided that the only
course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their
message across. Now, the problem remained exactly how to word this new
commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and
holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion they
concluded: “Thou salt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.”