One day a fly was flying over a lake. In the lake a trout said
to himself, “If that fly will drop four inches, I can jump out
and catch it.” Behind a shrub a bear said to himself, “If that
fly will drop four inches, the trout will jump out of the water
and catch it, so I can reach out and grab the trout.” On a hill
sat a hunter who said, “If that fly will drop four inches, the
trout will jump out of the water and catch it, the bear will
reach out and grab the trout, and it will expose him for a clear
shot.” Behind A bush there was a rat who said, “If that fly will
drop four inches, the trout will jump out of the water and catch
it, the bear will reach out and grab the trout, the hunter will
have a clear shot at the bear and run down to get his kill, and
I can steal his food.” Behind a tree was a cat who said, “If
that fly will drop four inches, the trout will jump out of the
water and catch it, the bear will reach out and grab the trout,
the hunter will have a clear shot at the bear and run down to
get his kill, the rat will steal the hunter’s food, and I can
pounce on the rat.” Well, everything began: the fly dropped four
inches, the trout caught the fly, the bear reached out and
grabbed the trout exposing himself, the hunter shot the bear and
ran down for his kill, the rat stole the hunter’s food, and the
cat tripped and rolled all the way down the hill into the lake.
Moral: When the fly drops, the pussy gets wet.