LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
Aplicando los avances de la
Aplicando los avances de la tecnolog�a, los cient�ficos estadounidenses hab�an inventado una m�quina que atrapaba ladrones. Luego de ciertas pruebas, los gringos deciden comprobar en distintos pa�ses la eficacia de la m�quina y la mandan por primera vez a Chile. En menos de 10 minutos la m�quina hab�a atrapado 500 ladrones.
Muy a gusto, los yanquis la env�an a Uruguay; en menos de 15 minutos la m�quina hab�a atrapado 1000 ladrones.
Completamente seguros de su eficacia, la env�an al mercado central de Argentina… La desgracia fue que no hab�an pasado ni cinco segundos cuando ya se hab�an robado la m�quina.
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El marido le dice a
El marido le dice a su mujer:
“�Me podr�as avisar, por favor, cuando tengas un orgasmo?”
“�Pero cari�o, si me dijiste que no pod�a llamarte al trabajo!”
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Una pareja est� en un restaurante. El le dice a ella:
“Mira, la chica del vestido rojo me est� sonriendo.”
“�Ya! La primera vez que te vi, yo tambi�n me orin� de la risa.”
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Mar�a, prom�teme que cuando me muera te casar�s con Antonio.
“�Pero, si es tu peor enemigo!”
“�Pues por eso, que se joda!”
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Ad�n y Eva paseaban por el para�so. Y Eva pregunta:
“Ad�n, �me amas?”
Y Ad�n refunfu�ando:
“�Tengo otra alternativa?”
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Le pregunta un peque�o a su padre:
“Pap�, �por qu� te casaste con mam�?”
“T� tampoco te lo explicas, �verdad?”
Free Raft
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the field decided to steal a
life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the
plant and home. When they took it for a float on the Stilliguamish River, they
were quite surprised by a coast guard helicopter that was homing in on the
emergency locator that is activated when the raft is inflated. They are no
longer employed at Boeing.
Making rubber gloves
A dentist I know recounts sharing this story with an elderly lady, just as he was putting on his rubber gloves:”Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?”She said, “No.””Well,” he spoofed, “down in Puerto Rico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the natives walk up to the tank, and dip their hands in — and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up — then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big ‘Finished Goods Crate’ and go around again.”She didn’t laugh a bit.Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop working on her teeth because she burst out laughing.She explained, “I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!”
Animal Orgasms
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,”Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?”She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, “Oh yeah? Why don’t you prove it.”He frowns for a moment, then says, “Okay.” He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, “Well I’m sure the cow and sheep didn’t, but the way that pig’s always squealing, how can you tell?”