Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
Elmo
What’s the definition of strain?
Typical Sibling Banter
A little girl was overheard speaking to her older pre-teen sister. She asked her very seriously, “Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?”The sister turned to the little girl and said, “What!?!” The little girl repeated, “Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?” The sister said impatiently, “Of course not, what would be the point of wearing shoes if you had no feet?” The little girl said, “Then what is the point of wearing that bra?”
Ways to confuse a roommate
More head room.
Dog with one eye
Left by The Entrance
Q: Do you know
Clinton say to the new female intern
Speed Camera
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeding motorists but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem.
A 10-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign that read ‘Radar Trap Ahead’. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading ‘Tips’ and a bucket full of change.