Purpee Jokes

Los siete enanitos est�n de viaje por Europa, y han llegado a Roma. Piden audiencia con el Papa, ya que est�n por all� y por supuesto se la conceden, porque claro, para eso son LOS FAMOSOS SIETE ENANITOS.

Los enanitos, encabezados por Gru��n, entran en la sala de audiencias. El Papa les saluda: “Queridos hermanos, quereis preguntarme algo? Hay algo que los inquiete?” Gru��n se adelanta: “Disculpe Santidad, quer�amos saber si en Roma hay monjas enanas.” El Papa le responde sorprendido: “Pueeees, no, en Roma no hay monjas enanas.” Se oyen algunas risitas y murmullos entre los enanitos. Gru��n mira atr�s molesto y todos se callan. Vuelve a preguntar:”Y en Europa no hay monjas enanas?” El Papa responde de nuevo con santa paciencia: “No, querido hijo, que yo sepa en toda Europa no hay monjas enanas.” Ahora los enanitos se r�en francamente mientras Gru��n se va poniendo colorado. “Y en el mundo? En todo el mundo no hay monjas enanas?”, pregunta Gru��n. “No, querido hijo, seguro que en todo el mundo no hay monjas enanas”, responde el Papa.

Los enanitos, sin Gru��n, se r�en a carcajadas, saltan, se abalanzan los unos sobre los otros en montones mientras cantan: “Gru��n se cogi� a un ping�ino, Gru��n se cogi� a un ping�ino, Gru��n se cogi� a un ping�ino…”

Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, “I
have only one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your
wife?”
The guy answers, “Yes, I’ve never even looked at another women.”

St.Peter says, “See that Rolls-Royce over there? That’s your car to drive
while you’re in heaven.”

The second guy gets the same question, and answers, “Once I strayed, but I
confessed to my wife and she forgave me and we worked it out.”

St. Peter says, “See that new Buick over there, that’s your car to use in
heaven.”

The third guy answers the same question, “I have to admit, I’ve chased every
girl I saw, and was with a lot of women.”

St. Peter says, “Okay, but you were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug
over there is yours to use while you’re in heaven.

The three guys go off on their separate ways.

A few weeks later, guy #2 and guy #3 are driving along when they see guy #1’s
Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go into the bar and find guy
#1 with empty bottles all around him, face down with his face in is hands on the
bar.

They come up to him and guy #2 says, “Bud, what could possibly be so
bad-you’re in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce, and everything is great!”

He says, “I saw my wife today!”

The other two answers, “That’s great! What’s the problem?”

He answers, “She was riding a skateboard!”

a priest and one of his buddies went fishing one day. the priest caught a big
fish and his friend said that is one big son of a bitch, the priest replied,
“please don’t use that language around me.” his friend said,” no, that is the
name of the fish, a son of a bitch.” so later that day the priest went back to
the church and told the fellow priests about the son of a bitch he caught. they
said, father! you are a priest don’t use that language, so the priest said,” no,
that is the name of the fish, a son of a bitch. so later that night they had
dinner with the bishop and in common dinner conversation the priest mentioned
the son of a bitch that he caught, the bishop surprised told the priest to not
use that language because he is a man of god and not to talk like that in his
prescience. later that week the pope was with them all. they were a little
worried that he wouldn’t know that the fish was called a son of a bitch, but
they talked about it anyway. the bishop fearing the pope would overhear and get
the wrong idea told the pope about the son of a bitch. the pope replied, “hey.
you f****** are alright.”