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Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen
by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She
gave him the words ‘defeat’, ‘deduct’, ‘defence’ and ‘detail’. Jack stood
seriously for awhile with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply.
“Defeat of Deduct went over defence before detail!”
A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a
man and was able to join the army. “But, wait a minute,” said one listener,
“She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won’t she?”
“Sure,” replied the man. “Well, won’t they find out?” The man shrugged, “But
who’ll tell?”
Starting the car for the long trip back into the city, Thorn and Bill said their final good-byes to their good friend, Curly David.”Thanks for puttin’ us up for the weekend, pal,” said Thorn.”The food was great, the booze and dope were superb, and I really enjoyed fucking your wife.”Shortly after hitting the road, Bill turned to Thorn and said, “I hope you weren’t serious about enjoying fucking his wife!””No, I wasn’t serious. She was lousy.”
I haven’t sold one tractor all month,” a tractor salesman tells his friend.”That’s nothing compared to my problem,” his buddy replies. “I was milking my cow when its tail whips around and hits me in the forehead, so I grabbed some string and tied its tail up to the rafters. Then I go back to milk it and it kicks me in the head with its right hind leg, so I grab some rope and tie its one leg up to the rafters. I go back to try and milk it again when it kicks me in the head with its left hind leg, so I tie its other leg up to the rafters. Then my wife comes walking in and I’ll tell ya, if you can convince her that I was trying to milk that cow, I’ll buy a tractor off ya.”
There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they were playing in the woods and trouble got lost so mind ur bisness went to the police station and told the officer wat happened the officer said ok wat is ur name the kid said mind ur bisness wat is ur name son and the kid said mind ur bisness and the officer said r u looking for “trouble” and the kid said yea were is he.