Category: blondes

There was a bloonde a redhead and a brunette, they each had to swim breast stroke across a 200 meter lake.
the redhead took 30 minutes,the brunette took 45 minutes and the blonde took 2 hours.
when they meet up at the finish line they asked the blonde why she took so long and the blonde replied ” you guys cheated you used your arms”.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?

A: Tell her all the seats that are going to London are in the middle row.

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

What did the blonde chick’s left leg say to her right leg?Long time, no see!

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

“Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?” She looked at him and indignantly replied: “Well Duhhh!, I’m still winning”

Q: How do you know if a blonde is having a bad day?

A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!!
LOL

“It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.”

How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
Write please turn over on both sides of a piece of paper.

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is
hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.
“They’ve stolen
the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the
accelerator!” she cries.

The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
He will be
there in two minutes.”

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911
dispatcher’s
telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the
line again.

“Never mind,” giggles the blonde, “I got in the back seat by
mistake.”

Q)How do you make a blond laugh
A)HAHA Im blond

Me: “It’s a phallic symbol.”

Blond Secretary in the office: “Ooh! I’d hate to tell you what it looks like!”

blond walks in a store. she asks to buy a tv. the store maneger says sory we dont sell these to blonds.
she comes in the next day as a brunet she says can i buy this tv. the manager says sory we dont sell these to blond.
then she asks how did you know i was a blond the manager says because thats a microwave