Category: blondes

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: “Is it mine?”

What does a blonde do with her snow after she shovels it?

She burns it.

if a blonde and a redneck were to jump of a building who would reach the floor first.
The redneck the blonde would stop to ask for directions

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch-and-snif sticker on the bottom of the pool.

If you awnser YES for any of the following you are a Dumb Blond.
1.Have you ever sent a fax with a stamp in ot?
2.Have you ever tripped over a cordless phone?
3.Have you ever put you star sighn at the bottom of an
application form where it says sighn here?
4.Ever spoken you mind and been totally speechless?
5.Moved because you heard 90% of crimes are commited around your
home?
6.Did you know you could listen to am radio at night?
7.Do you stare at frozen orange juice because it says
comcentrate?
8.Do you think taco bell is an mexican phone company?
9.Ever told some one t meet you at the corner of walkand dont
walk?
10.Seen a sighn that says airport left so turned around and went
home?
11.Put lip stick on your forehead so you sould make up your mind?
12.Have you ever studien for a blood test and failed?
13.Ever taken 2hours to watch 60 minutes?
14.Ever sent someone an email asking them if they had an email
account?
15.Ever sold you car so you could have gas money?

There was a guy walking down the road when he saw a red head he said wow that is bautefull hair how did you get it that way she rubbed her hair and said it’s natral and walked away.Next he came to a brown haired lady and said that is bautefull hair how did you get it that way she rubbed her hair and said it’s natral and walked away.then he came to a green haired lady( she’s the blonde) and said that is neat green hair how did you get it that way she rubbed her hair and said it’s snotral.

A blonde walked in a barber shop, and headed towards the counter. Once she got there, she asked the clerk for a straightener. The clerk at the blonde, confused.

“Why? Your hair is perfectly straight!” the clerk asked.

The blonde answered, “My friend is gay, but she wants to be straight and I was told you could get “straighteners” here!”

What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
Play ball!

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?

Collecting her thoughts.

Submitted by Calamjo

A blonde walks in a store and says i would like to buy that tv the clerk says im sorry mam we dont sell stuff to blondes. So she goes and puts a wig that has red hair and goes back in the store and says i would like to buy that tv he says sorry mam we dont sell stuff to blondes. so she goes outside and put a wig that had brown hair and said i would like to buy that tv he says sorry mam we dont sell stuff to blondes she says how do you no every time that im a blonde? he says “well mam that is not a tv thats a microwave” HA HA

One day a blonde walked into a store and said
“I`d like to buy that TV.”
The salesman said “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to
the store and said “I�d like to buy that TV.”
“Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.” The man replied again.
She went and dyed her hair black, then returned to the store
and said “I�d like to buy that TV.”
Again the man said “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
The blonde finally asks “How did you know I was a blonde?”
The man said “Because that�s not a TV its a microwave.”