Category: blondes

two blondes walk into a bar …. well you would have thought one of them had noticed it!!!!!

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes

One who doesn’t move her lips when she reads.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

A blonde yelled across the creek to another blonde,”Hey how do I get to the other side?” The other blonde replied,”Duh… your already there.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

Q: What do you do if a blond throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

A blonde shot an arrow into the air and missed!

Why do so many “blondes” die their roots black?

Two blondes are out in the woods and they see some tracks. The
first blonde says these are moose tracks the other says no these
are rabit tracks while they are arguing they get hit by a train.

how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

when her tampon is behind her ear and she is asking for her pencil

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees
another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.

Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to
the blonde in the cornfield: “Hey, if I knew how to swim, I’d go right out
there and give you a piece of my mind!”