A blonde walks into a second hand shop and looks at the clerk and says how much do you want for that television up there, in reply the clerk says we do not sell televisions to blondes.
The blonde leaves the store and goes to the local hair stylist and dyes her hair red and returns to the shop and asks how much they want for the television, again in reply the clerk says we do not sell televisions to blondes.
Angry the blonde leaves the store and this time colors her hair brunette and returns to the store asking how much they want for the television and the clerk again says we do not sell televisions to blondes.
The blonde then says how did you know it was me all along and in reply the clerk says,
“Thats a microwave not a television”
Category: blondes
blondes
3 blondes stranded into the woods the first says look moose tracks the second blonde says no there bear tracks the 3rd said no actually they are deer tracks then a train hits them.
The Microwave
One day a blonde went into a store and asked the man walking
around if she could buy the Microwave on the third shelf. The
man smiled kindly and said… ” im sorry, but i can’t sell that
to you.” When the blonde asked why not, he simply said…
“because you are a blonde!” Well, that blonde wanted the
microwave SO bad, that she dyed her hair and came back. He STILL
said no :(! And when the blonde asked why, he said it was
“because she was a blonde” So she dyed her hair black. Same
outcome. She dyed her hair red. Same outcome! So the blonde
asked the man how he knew that she was a blonde. He
answered…
“BECAUSE THAT AINT NO MICROWAVE!!!ITS A T.V.!!!!!!!”
What did the blonde�
What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
But Im winning
You are such a dumb blonde that one day at lucnch you were stadind at the juice machine putting money in. And of course ever time you put money in a juice came out. The person behind you said “excuse me but I think it’s my turn. I must have been standing here for like 3 hours.”” Well all you had to say to her was”” Shut up Im winning””!
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The blonde and the grenade
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You take out the pin and throw it back.
A blonde and a brunet jump off a buliding, who hits the ground first? The brunet, because the blonde has too ask for directions
Bad breth
what is a upsidedown blond?
a brunet with bad breath!
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
142. Q: Why did they stop doing the “WAVE” at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.
143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
144. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three…one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
145. Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
146. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
147. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W’s.
148. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
149. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
150. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They’re mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
151. Q: What did the blonde’s mum say to her before the blonde’s date.
A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.
152. Q: What’s the Blonde’s cheer?
A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
153. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it “good for up to 20 pounds.”
154. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
155. Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
156. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
157. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
158. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
159. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: “Nice tits!”
160. Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Blonde Mixup
How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day?
Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she’s lookin 4 her
pencil.
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?…
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.
“I said: I’m drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”
Buying a Refrigerator
A blonde walks into a store and goes over to look at some
appliances. The salesman walks over and asks if she needs some
help. “I’d like to buy this refrigerator.” The salesman replies
“Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
So the blonde goes home and dies her hair brown. She goes back
in the next day and again asks to buy the refrigerator. But
again the salesman says they can’t sell to blondes.
The blonde goes home and this time dies her hair red. She walks
in the next day asking for the refrigerator. And again the
salesman tells her they don’t sell to blondes.
Finally the blonde asks how he knows she is blonde. The salesman
replies “Because that is a microwave.”