Category: blondes

A blonde was really depressed one day so she got some rope and went to the park to hang herself. Later on a man walks by and looks at this blonde hanging from a tree by her waist. The man askes her why she is hanging herself by her waist and she says.
I tried hanging myself by my neck but I couldnt breathe.

There was a a blonde and went
into a store and she asked the man

if she buy this micorwave an the
man said your a blonde you cant buy it.

So she went and got her hair died brown and she went back and asked if she can buy this micorwave and

he said you cant buy this your a blonde so she died her hair black
and she went back and asked him if she can buy this micorwave
he said no your a blonde and she asked him why cant i buy this micorwave, because it is a TV!

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.

The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, “Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.”

To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

how do you get a blonde to marry you

answer=tell her that she is pergnanet

What does a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?

They both can be fingered 3 times, thrown in the gutter, and still come back for more.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

What did the blonde take to the souperbowl???????????

A spoon

how do u confuse a blonde ……………………………

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A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies’ room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, ‘Welcome to the ladies’ room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!’

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, ‘I think I’m the most beautiful of us three’ and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, ‘I think I’m the most talented of us three,’ and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, ‘I think…’ and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends

Q. What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?

A. The more you bang them the looser they get.

there is a blonde a brunette and a red head on death row waiting to be exucuted,

the executioner asks for the brunette if she has any last requests she shouts”earthquake”” so they all ran and she got away.

the executioner asks if the brunette has any last requests she shout “”tornadoe”” they all ran and she got away.

The blonde saw a pattern of what they were doing so the executioner asks if the blonde has any last requests and she shouts “”fire!””

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A whine cellar.