Category: blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?A: They think someone is taking their picture.

there was a blonde,brunett,and a black haired girl. thay just robbed a bank and was runing from the cops.the brunett jumped in a bag that said cat,the black haired girl jumped into a bag that said dog,and the blonde jumped into a bag that said potatos. The cops came and kicked the bag that said cat and she goes,”meeow.”then they kicked the bag that said dog and she said,”woof woof!”then they kicked the bag that said potato and she says,”po-taaa-toooooo”

A truck driver tried to edge his semi past the blonde lady driver on the road ahead of him as she was obviously having difficulty deciding which lane she wanted to be in. Finally, her mind made up, the woman veered into the truck driver’s lane and jammed on her brakes, which resulted in a slight collision.Unhurt but obviously harried, the blonde driver rushed over to the truck driver and started to bawl him out, barking, “You knew I was going to do something idiotic. Why didn’t you stop to wait and see what it was?”

a blond, a brunette and a redhead are straned on an island after a ship sunk. they were the only survivors. mainland is ten miles away.

the brunette tries to swim back, and at 4 miles gets eaten by sharks. the redhead gets 7 miles and also gets eaten by sharks.

the blonde gets 8 miles and then gets tired so she swims back.

What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?

When they’re on their back their both fucked!

There is a blonde on the side of the road and two guys stop and say need a lift?She replies saying sure take me anywhere so she hops in the back of truck.Well the guys are going down the road and a truck is heading straight for them trying to crash them.They then run off the bridge they were on and fall into the water.The two boys get out but when they looked back there was only bubbles. Oh no! they cried. The blonde had not gotten out of the back yet.All of sudden the blonde shoots out of the water.The boys start saying thank goodness and all. Then one asks, not to be rude but what took you so long?The Blonde grinned and said I couldn’t get the Tail gate open!!!

Q: How do u drownd a blonde?

A: Put a skratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blonde and a brunette were having a race by jumping off a cliff. The race was to see who could reach the bottom of the cliff first.
Who won…………….

……The brunette as the blonde stoped to ask for directions!

Two friends whom are blonde buy a five piece puzzle.When they put it together they’re so excited!Both blondes husbands walk in and see their wives extremely happy jumping up and down! When the 1st blondes husband asks why their so happy the 1st blonde replies “Because…on the box it says 2-5 years.

How do you know that a blonde was using the computer?there is white out on the screenHow do you know that another blonde was using that computer?there is writing over the white outHow do you know that a third blonde was using the computer?the joystick is wet

A man was in his front yard mowing his front lawn when his
attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went
straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A
little while later she came out of her house and again went to
the mail box and opened it again, then slammed it shut again,
and back in the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn , here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and slammed it
closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ” Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, ” There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps giving me a message saying, ” YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

There was a red-head, a brunet and a blond all being sent to
prison for twenty years. But they’ll get twenty years supply of
anything they want. The red-head said, “I want twenty year
supply of alcohol.” The brunet said, “I want twenty year supply
of women.” The blond said, “I want twenty year supply of
cigarettes.” Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty years pass. They open
the red-head’s cell and he stumbles out with beer bottles
everwhere. They open the brunet’s cell and a whole bunch of
women walk out with their babies. They open the blond’s cell and
he asked, “Got a lighter?”