Category: blondes

a blonde burnnette and a redhead are walking in the park when the redhead says duck and they got hit in the head by an anchor.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?A: Branch Manager.

How do you know if a blonde has used your computer

There is all white out all over the screen

Q:why did the blonde climb over the glass wall??
A: to see the other side!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they
walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor
of the elevator. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and
states, very matter-of-factly, “It looks like cum.” The redhead
stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her
nose, and proclaims, “Yes, and it smells like cum.” The blonde
stoops down yet closer, puts the tip of her finger into the
puddle, touches it to her tongue and exclaims, “Well, its nobody
from our building.”

What do you call a smart blonde?

An indicator of a really bad hangover.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomed out, HEY, YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut another hole. Again, a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde, now worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and once again tried to cut the ice hole. Once more, the voice said, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and said, Who are you, God? The voice replied, NO, I AM THE OWNER OF THIS ICE RINK!

blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the
state’s strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one
day, she storms into her boss’ office.
“I quit! That’s it, I’m not working here anymore!”

“Why?” asks the boss. “What’s the problem?”

“I’ve been working here for so long that I’ve grown the broom bristles between
my legs. I can’t take it anymore.”

“Listen,” the boss says. “That’s perfectly normal. Look, I have those too.”

“Oh, my God!” she exclaims. “It’s worse than I thought! You’ve also grown a
broom handle!”

one day 2 blondes were trying to canoe in field of corn. another blonde was driving past the corn when she noticed the blondes canoeing.
“people like them are giving blondes all around the globe a bad name. the nerve of that idiot. if only i could swim i would have gone over there and smacked them both!”

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night studying for her urine
exam?

A blonde and a brunette were walking in the park when the brunette stopped and said, “Look… a dead bird!”

The blonde looked up and said, “Where?”