Category: blondes

One day a blonde walked into a store and said
“I`d like to buy that TV.”
The salesman said “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to
the store and said “I�d like to buy that TV.”
“Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.” The man replied again.
She went and dyed her hair black, then returned to the store
and said “I�d like to buy that TV.”
Again the man said “Sorry we don’t sell to blondes.”
The blonde finally asks “How did you know I was a blonde?”
The man said “Because that�s not a TV its a microwave.”

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

Q2: What’s the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.

What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.

A blonde woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.

The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell bottom deodorant and never have. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis and would like some more.

The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don’t stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the thick blonde pillock and says, “One moment please, I will get the pharmacist.”

The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says, “Can I help you miss?”

“I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,” says the blonde.

“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”

“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.

“Do you have the container it comes in?”

“Yes!” Said the blonde, “I will go and get it.”

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to the her “This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant.”

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, “To apply, push up bottom.”

Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house. When he gets close he hears one say to the other “Here’s to 17 days!”

Smiling, the bartender says, “Congratulations! What’s so special about 17 days?”

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, “Well, we’ve been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!”

What do you call a blonde touching her toes?

A brunette with bad breath

How do you drown A blonde?Put a Scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of the pool.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized

Well there was Three ladies there was a American,a Russian and a Blonde,Well the russian told the american that they went to space first,then the american said well we went to the moon first then they started making fun of tha blonde and said what have you blonde’s did then tha blonde said well were going to the sun first.They said you can’t go to the sun you’ll burn up then the blonde said well we go at night!!!!LOL….haha

Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?
A: She saw the �NC-17: Under 17 not admitted� sign, so she went home and got
16 friends.

There were three girls in a car. One was a redhead,A brunet& a blonde. They were driving down a highway. then a police officer started to follow them(they were speeding). they later saw an old abandoned house and they went inside. The officer came in and saw three patatoe sacks on the floor.He kicked the one with the redhead and she said”meow meow”.” Oh it is just a sack of kittens”. then he kicked the third sack and the Brunet said”ruff ruff”. “oh it is just a sack of puppies”.Then he kicked the sack with the blonde in it and she said”potatoes potatoes!”

two blondes walk into a bar …. well you would have thought one of them had noticed it!!!!!