Category: blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All…

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek champ.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A labrador.

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
: A 69 interrupted by a period.

The blonde walks into a store and askes the clerk if she could buy the T.V. on the shelf. He said,” No, i dont sell to blondes.” So the blonde goes home and dies her hair Blue. When she gets back to the store she askes the clerk agian if she could buy the T.V. on the shelf. He replies” No, I dont sell to blondes.” So she goes home one more time and dies her hair red. This time she asked the clerk if she could buy the t.v. on the shelf. He said “No , I dont sell to blondes.” then she says “How do you know I am a blonde?” He said ” Because that is not a t.v. it is a microwave.”

Whats more pathetic?
A) A Redhead and a brunette trying to build a house under water
or
B) A blonde trying to set that house on fire

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”

Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!” About five minutes later,
another blonde walks in,Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.

Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and
starts cheering with the others, “51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to
discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster Puzzle. He walks over to one of
the blondes and asks, “What on earth are you doing??” “Well,” the blonde says,
“everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of
this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”

what goes ha ha ha bonk

a blond laughing her head off.

BLONDE: Whats the time?

READHEAD:3.45

BLONDE: (with confused look on her face) i have asked that question 13 times today and everyone keeps giving me different awnsers

– How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?
– I don’t know…Why?
– Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

What do a lightly cooked steak and a smart blonde have in common?

They’re both considered rare.

A blonde was seen by a Pepsi machine and she dug in her pocket
and put some money in the Pepsi machine. She Crossed her fingers
mumbling “Please, please, please.” and she pushed a button. Of
course, a Pepsi came out and she started jumping up and down. A
man came up to her and said “Lady, What are you doing?!?” The
blonde looked at him and said mockingly, “Duh, I’m winning!”