How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.
Category: blondes
Stop and Go
There was a blonde walking down
a sidewalk and she saw a sign say stop.
She did not see a car so she crossed the street. When she got to the other
side a man said you could of caused a wreck! Why did you not stop? The
blonde said I would of stopped but
Im not in a car.
Death
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
To which the blonde replies… “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy just take the day off to relax and
rest.”
The blonde very calmly states…”No.. I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual… “If you need anything just let me know.”
Well… a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde…he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!!!!
He rushes out to her asking, “What’s so bad now… are you gonna be okay??”
“No…” exclaims the blonde, “I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!!”
How do you…
Q:How do you drown a blonde?
A:Place a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
A blonde will screw anyone, a bitch will screw anyone but you.
FIRE!!
what did the blonde say?
FIRE!!
Two blondes were walking down the street when…
Two blondes were walking down the street when they saw a compact laying on
the sidewalk. One blonde picked it up and looked in the mirror inside and
said “Wow! This person looks familiar.”
The other blonde grabbed the compact and took a look and said “You dummy,
that’s me.”
Stupid blonde
A Blonde and a Burnette jumped off a buliding with one crashed fist? The Burrente the Blonde had to stop and ask for dirctions
Clumsy Blonde
Did you hear the one about the blonde who walked into the bar. She said, “Ouch!”
Even better that new blonde inventions
chocolate oven and kettel
central heated fridge
dry water
central heated igloos
cordless bunjee rope
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat
I Must Call My Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, “I don’t have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland.”
To that the man asks, “Anything?” And the blonde says “Yes…anything!” With that, the man says “Follow me.” He walks into the next room and tells her, “Come in and close the door.” She does!!
He then says, “Get on your knees.” She does.
He then says, “Take down my zipper.” She does.
He then says, “Go ahead… Take it out.” With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, “Well. Go ahead!” She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, “Hello? Mom?”
The disney land road sign
two blondes were driving to disneyland. when they came to a fork in the road, a sign said disneyland left. so they went home