Category: blondes

two blondes were driving to disneyland. when they came to a fork in the road, a sign said disneyland left. so they went home

Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke
list.

She slipped off and fell down the drain.

A white woman walks into a sex toy store and asks the man how
much for dildos? He said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.”
She said, “I’ll take a black one since I never had one before.”

A black woman walks into the store and asks how much for dildos.
The man said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.” She said,
“I’ll take a white one I never had a white one before.”

Then a blonde walked in and asked how much for dildos. The man
said, “$35 for a white and $35 for a black.” And the blonde
asked, “How much for that plaid one?” The man said, “That’s a
special one. It costs $60.”

The owner of the store walks in a little later and asked how
business was going. The man said, “I sold a white dildo for $35,
a black dildo for $35 and your thermos for $60.”

What does a blode and the titanic have in common?You wonder how many men went down

a blonde walks into a barber shop and says to the lady i want my hair cut please. O.K. sure. The lady starts to cut her hair and then says miss you must take off those headphones so i can cut your hair. The blonde goes just work around them please! So the lady says well i guess does about ten minutes and needs the headphones to be taken off so the blonde stuggles and finally takes them off and drops on the floor and dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones and listened in and heard……. breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out.

Q. How do you know if a blonde used your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A: Brunettes have nothing to do on Saturday nights.

A blonde is driving down the road when she sees a brunette on the side of the road shaking her head and going “21! 21! 21!”. The blonde then gets out of her car and walks up to the brunette and goes “That looks like fun! Can I try?”. So she goes and stands by the brunette and starts shaking her head and going “21! 21! 21!”. Then the brunette says to the blonde, “You know, its probaly funner to do that in the middle of the road.”. So the blondes walks into the middle of the road and shakes her head and says 21. Then a car comes along and hits her and the blonde dies. The brunette then shakes her head and goes “22! 22! 22!”.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?The vegetable garden.

There was a blonde that lived next to a brunette. One day, the blonde was crying so the brunette went over and asked what was wrong. The blonde said, “My mom just died.” So the brunette comforted her all day.

The next day the blonde was crying again, so the brunette went over and asked, “Whats wrong now” the blonde said “My sister just called… Her mom died too.”

10. Picking nose when no ones looking
9. scratching bottom
8. trying to figure out what they were thinking 3 seconds ago
7. trying to figure out how to spell their name
6. seeing what number they can count to
5. ” uh……….”