Category: blondes

2 blondes where on there way to Disney land when they saw a sign sayiny Disney left(as in turn left)So they went home.

3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?

Nothing they dont know who or where they are.

Q:Why did the blonde get raped by her doctor?

A:Because when the doctor said “open up” she opened up her legs!(like a pro too)!

Dose your grandpa have grand kids?

One day a blonde walked into a electronics store. She asked the person at the counter if she could buy that tv. The person said we dont sell to blondes.
The next day she went into the same store with a brunnete wig on. She said can I buy that Tv. That same guy said we dont sell to blondes.
The third day she came in with a black wig on and said can I buy that Tv. The same person said we dont sell to blonds.
The blonde said how did you know I was a blonde the whole time?
Because thats not a tv, its a microwave!

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: She’d just dyed her hair.
A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 30 litres of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake, and thought she probably meant three litres, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, ‘I found your note to leave 30 litres of milk. Did you mean 30 litres or three litres?’

The blonde said, ‘I want 30 litres. I’m going to fill my bath up with milk and take a milk bath.’

The milkman asked, ‘Pasteurized?’

The blonde said, ‘No. Just up to my tits.’

A guy asks a young blonde he’s just slept with, “Am I the first
guy you ever made love to?”
The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, “You might be.
Your face looks familiar.”

THERE WAS THESE 2 MEN AND A BLONDE.ONE DAY,THE FIRST MAN WENT HUNTING AND CAME BACK WITH A GIANT RABBIT.THE SENCOND MAN AND THE BLONDE ASKED HOW DID U GET THAT?THE FIRST MAN SAID I FOLLOWED THE TRACKS!THEN THE SECOND MAN WENT OFF AND FOLLOWED THE TRACKS AND CAME BACK WITH BACK WITH A GIANT RABBIT.THE BLONDE ASKED HOW DID U GET THAT?I FOLLOWED THE TRACKS.THE NEXT DAY THE BLONDE SET OUT AND FOLLOWED THE TRACKS AND HEARD A CHOO!CHOO!

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first blond said “These look like deer tracks,” and the other one said,
“No, they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued for a while and
they were still arguing when the train hit them.

There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.

So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look. She was coming up to this intersection when she saw a shepeherd by the road waiting to cross with his flock of lambs. The girl stopped and waved him to pass.

While the flock was crossing the road, she asked the shepherd – “If I can guess how many sheep you got there, would you give me one?”

He thought about the offer for a minute and decided it was ok. The girl looked at the flock and exclaimed “487”. The shepherd said “WOW! That’s right…well…take any sheep you like…a deal’s a deal”

So she gets the animal and happily puts him in the back of her car, when the shepehrd says “WAIT!

Now I have a deal for you…. if I guess the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?”