Category: blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
You stick a scratch and stiff sticker on the floor of your pool

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial Intelligence!

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder .

When he got close he’s saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, “Pull over!”

The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!”

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?1001 1 to hold the bulb and a thousand to turn the building

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?

A: Change.

What did the blonde chick’s left leg say to her right leg?Long time, no see!

A blone, a brunette, and a red head, were running from the cops so they run into this barn they see three potato sacks sitting on the ground so they each jump in one. then the cops come running in to the barn after them, and they see the sacks sitting there so they hit the first one with their knight stick it was the brunette she said “woof” so they would think it was a dog. the cops hit the next one it was the redhead “meow” the cops thought it was a cat. the proceded to the third one it was the blnde and she yelled “potatos”

There was a bloonde a redhead and a brunette, they each had to swim breast stroke across a 200 meter lake.
the redhead took 30 minutes,the brunette took 45 minutes and the blonde took 2 hours.
when they meet up at the finish line they asked the blonde why she took so long and the blonde replied ” you guys cheated you used your arms”.

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?

A: Tell her all the seats that are going to London are in the middle row.