Category: blondes

A brunette, a red head, and a blonde robbed a wawa. They escaped to a
forest. The brunette went up the first tree, the red head the second tree,
and the blonde climed the third. A little while later the cops showed up.
The cop went up to the trunk of the first tree and said, “I think there’s
some one up there.” So the brunette made an owl noise. The cop moved to
the second tree and said, “I think there’s someone up there.” So the red
head made a squirrel noise and the cop said, “No its just a squirrel.” He
then moved to the third tree and the blonde said, “Moo….”

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant
owned by two blondes:
�Parking for drive-through customers only!�

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
“Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?”
She looked at him and indignantly replied: “Well Duhhh!, I’m still winning.”

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”

A Group pf Blondes Walked into a building

OUCH!!!!

OR

A Group Of BLondes Walked into a buiding

You would have thought one of them would of noticed it!!!!

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinking up ways to be better then the other two…The red head said, ” I am going to be the first woman to land on mars.”The brunette said, ” I can beat that, i’ll be the first woman to land on saturn.”The blonde said,” I ‘ll beat both of you, i’ll be the first woman to land on the sun.””How are you going to do that”, asked the other two. “Simple”, said the blonde.”I’ll go at night!”

So they know when to stop having sex!

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the
first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “GREEN SIDE UP!”.

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “GREEN SIDE UP!”.

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “GREEN SIDE UP!”.

The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?”.

“I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.”

”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde.
”No,” said the brunette.

”Okay,” said the blonde, ”you start.”

How do you get a blond on the roof?Tell her the drinks are on the house.