Category: blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side.

onces there was a blonde who went to the docter and said anywhere I touch it hurts then the doc says let me see after a couple of hours he tells her that her fingers broken

What does a blonde do first when she wakes up?

Go home!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman

Why do blondes where underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Because at 69 they blow a rod…

hahahahahahahhahaha what are u doin shut up pent down go to bathroom and sit down

Q. Which job did the blonde do at the M&M factory?

A. Proof reader.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Clark Kent

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of.

The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky 20 pounds.

She then phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

“How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Because her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil!

Two blondes are locked out of their car. They can see the keys lying on the front seat. One looks up and says “Oh no, it is going to rain, hurry up, the top’s down.

thier were three people that jumped out of a plane a blond santa clause and a brunet whick one landed first?the brunet because it is the only one true

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?

A Space Invader.