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One day the blonde went to the doctors office with two red ears. The doctor happened to ask what happened to one ear and the blonde said well the phone rang and instead of picking up the phone i picked up the iron and placed to my ear. Then the doctor asked what happened to her other ear, “the son of a bitch called back!”
spencer/girl
11 years old
1. There is a blonde that always listens to her disc man. on day
her parents made her take the headphones off. A few minuts later
she died why?………..
answer: the CD she was listening to was saying, breath in breath
out
2. there is a blonde and a red head. ther’e each on there own
side of the river. the red head askes the blonde “how do you get
to the other side”. the blonde sayes “your on the other side!”
3.what do a blonde and a beer have incommen????? There both
empty from the neck up.
4.how do you confuse a blonde?????? put her in a round room and
tell her to pee in the corner.
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:
TO: My Boss
FROM: Blondie
SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2K
I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all the company calendars for you. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant.
Your loyal secretary!
A little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: “Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It’s good, innit?”
“Yes darling, very good.”
“Is that because I’m blond?”
“Yes darling, it’s because you’re blond.”
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: “Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! It’s good “innit?”
“Yes darling, very good.”
“Is that because I’m blond, mummy?”
“Yes darling it’s because you’re blond.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: “Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!” She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D’s at her mummy. “Is that because I’m blond, mummy?”
“No darling, it’s because you’re 25.”
There are three blondes washed up on an island.
Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown
haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so
instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat
and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two.
The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
How do you know a blonde has a bad day?she’s playing a pencil and she cant find her recorder!
Seargent: A man is robbing a bank. Put a man at all the exits.
Blonde Officer: Alrite.
10 minutes later…
Blonde Officer: HE got away Sir.
Seargent: How could he have gotten away?!I told you to put a man at
every exit!
Blonde Officer: He left by one of the entrances Sir.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
Q:What do you call a clever blonde?
A:A golden retriever
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background there was a man and a bridge.
“I’ll bet you 50 bucks that the guy jumps off of the bridge,” the brunette said to the blonde.
“Okay, it’s a bet. ” A moment later, the man did jump off the bridge and the blonde pulled out 50 dollars. ” I can’t take it. “
” You have to, it was a bet. “
” I really can’t take it. You see, I watched the 6:00 news and saw him jump then.” The brunette was feeling very humble at this point.
And the blonde said…
” Well, I watched it too, but I didn’t think he’d jump twice!”
A woman was walkin down the street with one of her tits hanging out.
I go up to her and say “why you got your tit hanging out ” she said
“o shit! i left the babe on the bus”