Category: blondes

A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For year and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a geenie.

The geenie says “since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one”

So the brunette goes first, “I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life– I just want to go home” and POOF she is gone.

The the red head makes her wish “This place sucks, I want to go home too” and poof she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The geenie says to her ” my dear what is the matter, “I wish my friends were here”

How do you keep a blonde busy?
(see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy?
(see above)

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

two blondes were on there way to disney land when they came few miles from disney land they looked to theleft and seen sign that said disney land left….. wha did they do

So they turned around and went home

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A. “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?

A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.

A attractive brunette is is driving on a very narrow road in the country when she sees a flock of sheep blocking the middle of the road. She stops the car, gets out, and tries to shoo them out of the way. After nearly fifteen minutes of this, the sheep still show no signs that they intend to leave, so she gets out and goes to the nearby house, knocks on the door, and says to the farmer, “Hey! Get your sheep off the road or I’ll.. I’ll… I’ll sue you. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll sue you!”

After thinking about it for a moment, she continued, “You know what? If you let me have one of the sheep, I won’t sue you.”

“Fine by me,” said the farmer.

The brunette picks up a sheep and then the farmer says, “Look at you, all fancy from the city. You probably carry a fancy cell phone. You probably drink bottled water… Your boobs are probably even fake. In fact, I’ll bet that you don’t even have your original hair color. How’s this – If I guess it right, can I have my sheep back?”

“Fine by me,” said the brunette.

“Blonde,” said the farmer, without hesitation.

The lady was shocked. “Oh my god… You’re right! How did you know?” she asked.

“Because you tried to pick up my dog instead of a sheep.”

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you’ll find a cunning array of stunts.

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.

She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

“Miss Smith,” he said finally, “it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.”

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.