Category: blondes

There are theses three girls one is a blonde one is a red head and one is a burnette.
Which one jumps off frist?

Not the blond she had to stop and ask for directions

One day a blond is getting back from the stor and as she pulls into the drive way she heres aload BANG!and fells somthing hit her head she reach’s back and feels somthing soft and mushey in alarm she grabs here head thinking that she had been shot and that that was her brain. as somone gos by they notice her yelling for an ambulance so the man runs and calls an ambulance. when the paramedecs pry her hands from her head they find her cluthching a pice of dough!

by luke_zsombor@hotmail.com

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blow job with handlebars.

Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w’s

A Blonde walks into a bar. She yells, “52 days! 52 days!” The
bartender thinks to himself, ‘Why is she yelling 52 days?’

Another couple blondes walk into the bar yelling, “52 days! 52
days!” The bartender says out loud, “Why are they yelling 52
days?”

The blondes begin to chant, “52 days! 52 days!” as more blondes
walk in. The bartender finally screams, “WHY ARE YOU YELLING 52
DAYS?” A silence falls over the room.

A blonde speaks out, “We finished a puzzle in 52 days that said
2-3 years.”

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message
to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300
she exclaims, “I don’t have any money. But I would do anything
to get a message to my mother in Poland.”

To that the man asks, “Anything?” And the blonde says
“Yes…anything!” With that, the man says “Follow me.” He walks
into the next room and tells her, “Come in and close the door.”
She does!!

He then says, “Get on your knees.” She does.

He then says, “Take down my zipper.” She does.

He then says, “Go ahead… Take it out.” With that, she takes it
out and takes hold of it with both hands.

The man then says, “Well. Go ahead!” She brings her mouth closer
to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, “Hello?
Mom?”

A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For year and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a geenie.

The geenie says “since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one”

So the brunette goes first, “I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life– I just want to go home” and POOF she is gone.

The the red head makes her wish “This place sucks, I want to go home too” and poof she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The geenie says to her ” my dear what is the matter, “I wish my friends were here”

Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”

two blondes were on there way to disney land when they came few miles from disney land they looked to theleft and seen sign that said disney land left….. wha did they do

So they turned around and went home

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

How do you keep a blonde busy?
(see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy?
(see above)