Category: blondes

How does a psychic refer to a blonde?Light reading.

Q.How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A. There’s writing on the white-out.

whats the diffrence between a blonde and a myscito you slap the myscito it will stop sucking

Why don’t blondes like to breast feed their children?

Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.

there were three girls running from the police a red head, a burnett and a blonde the brown head girl said we have got to find a place to hide then the burnett pointed out three barrles. They jumped in the brown head was in a barrlel of cats the burnett in a barrel of dogs and the blond in a barrel of potatos. When the police came to the first barrall with the brown head in it she said meow and the police siad o this is just a bunch of cats then they went to the second barrel with the burnett and she said ruff the police said o this is just a bunch of dogs so then they went to the third barrel with the blonde in it when they got there the blonde said POTATTO

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger, she says, ‘Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts and even my head hurts.’

The doctor asks, ‘Were you ever a blonde?’

‘Yes I was,’ she replies. ‘Why do you ask?’

The doctor answers, ‘Because your finger is broken.’

Q. Why was the blonde so happy when she finished the puzzle in 3 weeks?

A. Because the box said 4 to 5 years.

The blonde was broke and desperate. She knocked on the door of a doctor’s
house and said she needed money and would be willing to work for it. The doctor
asked if she would be willing to paint his porch. He would give her $50 to do
it.
The blonde said that would be fine. The doctor’s wife said the blonde must be
really dumb to do such a big job for only $50. “Does she realize that the porch
goes all the way? Around the house?” the wife asked. “I guess so,” the doctor
told his wife. A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. “All done,”
she said, “and by the way, it’s not a porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

There were 2 blondes standing on opposite sides of a lake . One blonde yells across to the other “Hey how do you get to the other side!?”The other blonde yells back “You r on the other side!!!!”

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?A: To keep from bruising their ears.

A blonde called the fire department and said “GET OVER HERE QUICK! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!”The Fire Chief said, “Ok, now just calm down and tell us how to get to your place.””Well, duh, big red truck, silly man”

This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger
or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded
and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went outside to set to work. A
little while later the cashier decided to check on her and saw her working at it
and another blonde in the car was saying “a little to the left…no, a little to
the right…”