There was a blonde a brunette and a ginger stranded on an island with no food or water the only water there was,was the deep blue sea in front of them,after a week the ginger started to feel hungry and knowing the mainland was only 20 miles over the sea she decided to smim.So she swam and only managed to get 5 miles until she got eaten by a shark!
A week went on and the brunette started to feel alone even though the blonde was there she also felt very very thirsty and hungry so she decided to jump in and give it ago but only got 10 miles before she drowned and died.
So this leaves the blonde all alone on a stranded island with no food no water and nobody to talk to,so she thinks what have I got to lose its not as if anybody is counting on me so she jumps in the water she manged to get 15 MILES YES 15 MILES until she got tired and decided to swim back!!
Category: blondes
Cheer of the Blondes
What’s the Blonde’s cheer? A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
elevator
Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?They don’t know the route.
Blondes in the snow
Q. Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?A. Because you have to hollow out the head.Q. What do u call blonde who is skiing?A. A Snowflake
Orchestrated
Q- What do you call a slutty blonde who sleeps with the entire orchestra?
A- A symphomaniac!
Blonde quickies 1
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She’d just dyed her hair.
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common?
If they’re on their back, they’re screwed!
20,000 leagues
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t wait to see 20,000leagues under the sea?He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that therewere so many teams.
Stupid blondes…
a blonde was listening to the radio while driving her car. after hearing the DJ say blonde joke after blonde joke, she gets pissed off and turns off the radio.
she then looks to her right and sees another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a field. the blonde driving pulls over to the shoulder, gets out of her car and yells, “its blondes like you that give us a bad name! if i could swim i’d go over there and kick your butt!””
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Blonde Execution
There were three blondes getting executed, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The executer came up to the brunette and said, do you have any last words?
The brunette pointed to the sky and yelled HURRICANE!!!!!!!!!!Everyone ran for safety.
The executer came up to the redhead and said, do you have any last words?
The redhead pointed to the sky and yelled TORNADO!!!!!!!!!!Everyone ran for safety.
The executer came up to the blonde and said, do you have any last words?
The blonde pointed to the sky and yelled FIRE!!!!!!!!!!The executer shot her.
Hurt Blonde
“You have to help me, I hurt all over,” said the woman.
“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor. “Be a little more specific.”
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts,” she cried.
The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, “Are you a natural blonde?”
“Why, yes,” she said.
“I thought so,” said the doctor, “You have a broken finger.”
Bad breath
What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman