Category: blondes

A blonde, a red head and a brunette board a double-decker bus to go to London.
There are two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top
of the bus available when they board. They decided to take turns riding in the
top and flipped a coin to see who got the first turn. The blonde won the toss.

A couple of hours later it’s the red head’s turn so she
Walks up the stairs, and sees the blonde sitting there scared half to death.
She’s clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

“What’s wrong?” the red head asks. “We’re having’ a grand old time down
below.”

The blonde replies, “Yeah, but you’ve got a Driver.”

a blonde,brunnet,and red head go to the carnival.A magician pops out and says look into this magic mirror and if you tell the truth you will be showered with riches, but if you tell a lie you will dispear.The red head says”I have the most beutiful hair”POOF she was gone.The brunnet said “I have the most beautiful face”POOF she was gone.The blonde says “I think…..”POOF she was gone.

Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: “All the blondes have gone home!”

A blonde was walking back to her car when a trucker came up and drew a circle on the ground and said stand in that circle now so the blonde goes and stands in the circle the trucker slashes her tires she is laughing so he breaks her windows in she is laughing even harder so he takes a crobar and just really beats up her car she is cracking up laughing the trucker looks at her and says WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT! the blonde goes I stepped out the circle three times when you were not looking

So the other day in Cleveland, a Total Blond went with friends to a ‘Ladies Night Club’ [think Chippendales]. One of the women wanted to impress her pals so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over, she licked the $10 and stuck it on his butt. Not to be outdone, the next woman pulls out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licks the $50 bill, and sticks it on his other butt cheek. Now the attention is focused on The Blond. What could she do to top that? She got out her wallet, thought for a minute, then the ‘shopper’ in her took over. She got her ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.

A blonde wife ran into her house and yelled, “Honey, someone just stole our car.”
The husband asked, “Did you get a good look at him?”
“No,” the blonde replied. “But I got the lcense plate number.”

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

To avoid waking up the sleeping pills.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

Q: How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

How does a psychic refer to a blonde?Light reading.

Q.How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A. There’s writing on the white-out.

there were three girls running from the police a red head, a burnett and a blonde the brown head girl said we have got to find a place to hide then the burnett pointed out three barrles. They jumped in the brown head was in a barrlel of cats the burnett in a barrel of dogs and the blond in a barrel of potatos. When the police came to the first barrall with the brown head in it she said meow and the police siad o this is just a bunch of cats then they went to the second barrel with the burnett and she said ruff the police said o this is just a bunch of dogs so then they went to the third barrel with the blonde in it when they got there the blonde said POTATTO

whats the diffrence between a blonde and a myscito you slap the myscito it will stop sucking