Because red means stop.
Category: blondes
Blonds
A blond walks in to an electronic store. And points and says, I want that TV there.
He says I am sorry mam we don�t sell to blonds . she comes back with a brown wig on and says I want that tv there he says sorry maam I don�t sell to blonds she walks out .Comes back with a red wig and says I want that tv there the guy says I am sorry maam we don�t sell to blonds �!!!! She took the wig off and threw it on the ground and says how did u know I was blond? That�s not a TV it�s a microwave.
The Blonde and the Final
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet – Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.
“I finished the exam in half an hour. But,” she said, “I am rechecking my answers.”
Brooklyn Bridge
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story
came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn
Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead that the man wouldn’t jump
off the bridge and the readhead accepted. Well, sure enough, the
man jumped and so the blonde gave the redhead the 50 bucks. “I
can’t take this, you’re my best friend.” The blonde looked at
her, “Just take it.” she said. “Well, I saw this on the 5;00
news, so I knew he was gonna jump off.” The blonde laughed, “I
did too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again!”
Did you hear about the blonde who……
Did you hear about the blonde who…
…was an M.D. – Mentally Deficient?
Light bulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: “What’s a light bulb?”
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daddy!”
Robbery
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.
The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “meow”, the cop says, “oh, its only a cat”
He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, “woof, woof”.
The cop says, “its only a dog”.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, “potato”
Hotel
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room.”You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
Blonde in First Class
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a
blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The
blonde replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York
and I’m not moving.”
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked
the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman
asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again,
the blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New
York and I’m not moving.” The co-pilot returned to the cockpit
and asked the captain what to do about her.
The captain said, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how to
handle this.” He went to the first class section and whispered
in the blonde’s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the
economy section mumbling to herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say
so?”
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he
said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He
said, “I told her the first class section wasn’t going to New
York.
Blondes on how to gain weight
Blondes are so stupid they go to the pound to gain weight.
Blonde quickies 6
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Swans?
Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*
Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She say ‘Next’
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don’t know any better.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”
How does the Blonde girl commit suicide
How does the blonde girl commit suicide? She jumps out her basement window