Category: blondes

How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries?Under “Home Improvements.”

One day a blonde got tired of being made fun of and dyed her
hair red.

A couple days latter she was driving past a farmers house she
stopped and asked if she could guess all the sheep, could she
have one.

The farmer said it was ok so the lady guessed 193. The farmer
said that was right. She went out and picked up a sheep and was
about to leave when the Farmer asked, “If I can guess your real
hair color can I have my dog back?”

Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”

Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”

one day a blonde farted so loud that she thought it smelled like american chesse, and i said i like chesse

She was run over by the Zamboni machine.

A blond was walking across a field and found a crate full of cartons of milk,

She thought she had found a cows nest

Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, die and are at
the Pearly Gates. St. Peters tells them that if they want to
enter Heaven, they need to walk up stairs that have one hundred
steps and that on each step, they’ll be told a joke. If they
laugh, they’re immediately sent to Hell.

So the brunette goes and on the third step, she cracks up
because of the joke.

Then the redhead goes and is able to control herself until the
thirteenth step, but then cracks up too.

It is the blonde’s turn. She goes up every step and listens to
the jokes without laughing. St. Peters is amazed and decides to
give her a boring joke for the last step to see what will
happen. So she hears the joke and cracks up.

Before sending her to Hell, St. Peters asks her why she laughed
at the very last step with a joke so boring and she simply
answers, “Well, I just understood the joke from the first
step!!!”

There was a burnette, red head, and a blonde. One night they were running from the cops. So the burnette said lets go hide in thoses potato sacks. So they jumped in them. Then the cops came. One cop said let`s go look in those sacks, so they did. First it was the burnette`s sack. she said WOOF! WOOF! Oh it`s just a dog said a cop. Then it was the red head`s turn. She said MEOW! Oh it`s just a cat said a cop. Fanilly it was the blonde`s turn. she said POTATO! POTATO!

Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.

How to keep a blonde busy all day

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