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What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.
What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?
The invitation.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that brewnettes can understand them.
What is a fine lookin’ man with a brewnette?
A hostage.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?
A: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can’t get their head in the jar.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can’t find the zipper.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means “Stop, wrong hole.”
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q:What do blondes and turtles have in common?A:If they are on their back, they’re screwed–Submitted by: Adam E.
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde
jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days
later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped
her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I take one?”
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, “Of course.”
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason
said, “352.”
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably,
totally amazed and exclaimed, “You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.”
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of
the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, “O.K.,
now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair
color, can I have my dog back?
There are 3 girls in the third grade, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.
Who has the best figure?
The blonde. She’s 19.
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
how do you make a blonde giggle?
tell her a joke on friday
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?A: There is a stamp on it.
a blonde got ran over by a parked car
There is a blonde a brunette and a red head and they are being chased by cops. Well they decide to run into an alley.
The brunette jumps into a trash can, the red head jumps into a dumpster and the blonde jumps into a sack of potatos.
The cops run down the alley and notice that nobody is around. One cop kicks the trash can and the brunette says “Meow”. Another cop kicks the dumpster and the red head says “Woof”. Another cop kicks the sack of Potatos and the blonde says “POTATOS”.
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think I am the thinnest person in the world.” and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror “I think I am the prettiest person in the world” and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think…” and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
Who says that Blondes are Dumb…
1. The water proof towel
2. Solar powered flash light
3. Sumberrine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedel powered wheel chair
10. Water proof tea bags