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There is a blonde a brunette and a red head and they are being chased by cops. Well they decide to run into an alley.
The brunette jumps into a trash can, the red head jumps into a dumpster and the blonde jumps into a sack of potatos.
The cops run down the alley and notice that nobody is around. One cop kicks the trash can and the brunette says “Meow”. Another cop kicks the dumpster and the red head says “Woof”. Another cop kicks the sack of Potatos and the blonde says “POTATOS”.
a blonde got ran over by a parked car
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think I am the thinnest person in the world.” and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror “I think I am the prettiest person in the world” and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think…” and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
Who says that Blondes are Dumb…
1. The water proof towel
2. Solar powered flash light
3. Sumberrine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedel powered wheel chair
10. Water proof tea bags
How do blonde braincells die?
Alone.
One day a blonde got tired of being made fun of and dyed her
hair red.
A couple days latter she was driving past a farmers house she
stopped and asked if she could guess all the sheep, could she
have one.
The farmer said it was ok so the lady guessed 193. The farmer
said that was right. She went out and picked up a sheep and was
about to leave when the Farmer asked, “If I can guess your real
hair color can I have my dog back?”
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries?Under “Home Improvements.”
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
one day a blonde farted so loud that she thought it smelled like american chesse, and i said i like chesse
A blond was walking across a field and found a crate full of cartons of milk,
She thought she had found a cows nest
She was run over by the Zamboni machine.
How to keep a blonde busy all day
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