Category: blondes

A red head, a brunett and a blondy are busted at a crackhouse. They all run away into a convinience store and jump into three seperate bags. The policeman looks at the first bag with the brunett in it and it says, ruff, ruff, so he says, well it must be a dog. Then he looks at the second bag with the red head in it and it says, meow meow, so he says, well that must be a cat. Then he looks at the third bag with the blondy in it and it says, potatoes, so he arrests the blondy.

At the bottom of a pool, put a scratch and sniff sticker!

One day two blondes walk into a bar. They go up to the bar tender, order somes drinks and then go to a table and celebrating and chanting, “51 days,51 days,51 days!” A couple seconds later two more blondes walk in, order drinks, and go to the same table as the other blondes and start chanting, “51 days,51 days,51 days!” Then another blonde walks in and goes up to the bar. The bar tender notices a picture frame in her hand. She gets her drink and goes to the same table, sets the picture in the middle of the table and starts chanting “51 days.” The bar tender was so curious what they were doing so he went over and saw a puzzle in the picture frame on the table. Finally, he asked the blonde, “What are you guys celebrating and why are you chanting 51?”
The blonde replied, “Well, we all put this puzzle together and on the box it said 2 to 4 years but we put it together in 51 days!”

2 BLONDES AND 2 BRUNETTES WERE ON A PLANE AND THEN SUDDENLY FELL OUT. TO SURViVE THEY HAD TO HANG ON TO A ROPE. THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THEY WERE WEiGHiNG THE PLANE DOWN AND 2 PEOPLE HAD TO LET GO.THE BRUNETTES WERE OLDER THEN THE BLONDES AND SED YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR WHOLE LiVES AHEAD OF YOU, WE WiLL LET GO. THE BLONDES WERE SO TOUCHED BY THiS SPEECH THAT THEY BEGAN TO CLAP.

A blonde walks into an appliance store And asks the clerk how much is that T.V.?The clerk said sorry but we dont sell to blondes.So she goes home and Dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store.He says the same Thing.She goes home once more and dyes her hair black then went back to the store they said the same thing again then she said how did you know.He said because thats not a T.V thats a microwave

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.

She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.

The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: “Can’t you see I’m winning??”

One night a blonde was sitting home trying to put a jigsaw puzzle togetther. She was having lots of trouble so she decided to call her boyfriend. Her boyfriend picked up the phone and asked her girlfriend to explain the situation. Then he asked her what the picture was. She said it was a tiger. When he got there he looked at the box, went into the kitchen made some tea, sat his girlfriend down sighed and said, honey these are not puzzle peices, this are frosted flakes!

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.

He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, “Why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?”

The blond answers in a very weak voice, “We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings…”

There was this blonde and her boyfriend driving in the mountains and they pass a deer crossing sign and the blonde asked her boyfriend “How do the deer know how to come Here and cross?”

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked.

Replied the woman, “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it.”

Asked the cop “did you drop it right here?”

“No,” responded the blonde, “I dropped it about a block away, but the light’s better here.”

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she’d like a medium
pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she’d like to have it cut into:
six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don’t think I
could ever eat twelve.

one day a blonde,a burnette,and a red head were robing a bank.the police were coming so they ran in to a barn and in some sacks.the policeran to the barn and kicked the burnettes bag.the burnette said”woof,woof”The police said “Just a bag of puppies”So they whent to the red heads bag and kicked it.The redhead said “meow,meow”The police said “just a bag of kittens.”Finally they got to the blondes bag and kicked it.the blonde said”potatoes,potatoes”