A blonde, a brunette and a redhead apply for a position at a large company.First the brunette goes in. The guy looks over her application and asks her one question: “How many D’s are there in ‘Bonanza’?”The brunette replies, “None.”The guy says, “OK, you may go into the next room for the next stage of the interviewing process.”The redhead goes in next. The guy asks her the same question: “How many D’s are in ‘Bonanza’?”She replies, “None.”The guy says, “OK, you may go into the next room.”The blonde goes in and he asks the same question: “How many D’s are in ‘Bonanza’?”After counting on her fingers for a few minutes the blonde replies: “77.”The guy, in shock, asks her how she came up with 77.She says: “Dun da da dun dun da dun dun da da” (the Bonanza theme)…
Category: blondes
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN
RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?
The more you bang em’ the looser they get.
Light and a Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door
747
How is a blonde different than a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
More leg-room!
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
More leg-room!
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a
747.
Blonde, Brunette, Redhead ordering drinks
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”
Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.
Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”
Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”
Bartender: “What’s a 15?”
Blonde: “7 and 7”
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave
How do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.
What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.
When can you tell witch cars a blond’s car? The stick shift is wet.
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Another Saturday Night
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives ’em something to do on Saturday night!
Move
What did the blonde do when she heard 90% of accidents happen in the house?
She moved.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo