Category: blondes

What did the blonde take to the souperbowl???????????

A spoon

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies’ room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, ‘Welcome to the ladies’ room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!’

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, ‘I think I’m the most beautiful of us three’ and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, ‘I think I’m the most talented of us three,’ and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, ‘I think…’ and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends

Q. What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?

A. The more you bang them the looser they get.

there is a blonde a brunette and a red head on death row waiting to be exucuted,

the executioner asks for the brunette if she has any last requests she shouts”earthquake”” so they all ran and she got away.

the executioner asks if the brunette has any last requests she shout “”tornadoe”” they all ran and she got away.

The blonde saw a pattern of what they were doing so the executioner asks if the blonde has any last requests and she shouts “”fire!””

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde�s ear?
Data transfer.

A whine cellar.

Blonde, brunette, and redhead criminals are about to get a death penalty for murder. 5 men with guns are ready to shoot them. The men say “Ready, Aim..” and the brunette says, “Earthquake!” The men turn around and the brunette escapes.

The men say, “Ready, Aim..” and the redhead says, “Tornado!” The men turn around and the redhead escapes.

The men say, “Ready, Aim..” and the blonde yells “Fire!”

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: 3rd grade Submitted by: Aviva

Q: How do you break a blonde’s nose?

A: You put a dildo under a glass table!

what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you

take the pin out and throw it back