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An office executive was interviewing a blonde for an assistant’s position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”
“I’d have to say the living one.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
A blonde competed with a brunette and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, “I don’t want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms.”
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
Someone was having a brain transplant and they wanted to view
all the choices. There was an American brain which was for
$100.00. And a blonde’s brain for $2,000,000. The patient asked
why the blonde’s brain was so expensive. The doctor replied,
“Well you see, the blonde’s brain has never been used before!”
Did you hear about the blonde got locked into a grocery store for a month and starved to death?
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes
downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s
hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough,
there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
floor. “You bastard!” says the husband, “My wife’s having a
heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
A blonde was really depressed one day so she got some rope and went to the park to hang herself. Later on a man walks by and looks at this blonde hanging from a tree by her waist. The man askes her why she is hanging herself by her waist and she says.
I tried hanging myself by my neck but I couldnt breathe.
A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.
The man gets off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, “Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.”
To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
There was a a blonde and went
into a store and she asked the man
if she buy this micorwave an the
man said your a blonde you cant buy it.
So she went and got her hair died brown and she went back and asked if she can buy this micorwave and
he said you cant buy this your a blonde so she died her hair black
and she went back and asked him if she can buy this micorwave
he said no your a blonde and she asked him why cant i buy this micorwave, because it is a TV!
how do you get a blonde to marry you
answer=tell her that she is pergnanet
how do u confuse a blonde ……………………………
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What did the blonde take to the souperbowl???????????
A spoon