Category: blondes

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Because her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil!

Two blondes are locked out of their car. They can see the keys lying on the front seat. One looks up and says “Oh no, it is going to rain, hurry up, the top’s down.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?

A Space Invader.

thier were three people that jumped out of a plane a blond santa clause and a brunet whick one landed first?the brunet because it is the only one true

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

How do you drown a blonde?
You stick a scratch and stiff sticker on the floor of your pool

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial Intelligence!

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder .

When he got close he’s saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, “Pull over!”

The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!”

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?

A: Change.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?1001 1 to hold the bulb and a thousand to turn the building

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?

A: Tell her all the seats that are going to London are in the middle row.