Category: blondes

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of.

The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky 20 pounds.

She then phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

“How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”

Two blondes are locked out of their car. They can see the keys lying on the front seat. One looks up and says “Oh no, it is going to rain, hurry up, the top’s down.

thier were three people that jumped out of a plane a blond santa clause and a brunet whick one landed first?the brunet because it is the only one true

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?

A Space Invader.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

How do you drown a blonde?
You stick a scratch and stiff sticker on the floor of your pool

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder .

When he got close he’s saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, “Pull over!”

The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!”

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial Intelligence!

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?

A: Change.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?1001 1 to hold the bulb and a thousand to turn the building

A blone, a brunette, and a red head, were running from the cops so they run into this barn they see three potato sacks sitting on the ground so they each jump in one. then the cops come running in to the barn after them, and they see the sacks sitting there so they hit the first one with their knight stick it was the brunette she said “woof” so they would think it was a dog. the cops hit the next one it was the redhead “meow” the cops thought it was a cat. the proceded to the third one it was the blnde and she yelled “potatos”