Category: blondes

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinking up ways to be better then the other two…The red head said, ” I am going to be the first woman to land on mars.”The brunette said, ” I can beat that, i’ll be the first woman to land on saturn.”The blonde said,” I ‘ll beat both of you, i’ll be the first woman to land on the sun.””How are you going to do that”, asked the other two. “Simple”, said the blonde.”I’ll go at night!”

So they know when to stop having sex!

”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde.
”No,” said the brunette.

”Okay,” said the blonde, ”you start.”

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side.

How do you get a blond on the roof?Tell her the drinks are on the house.

Why do blondes where underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What does a blonde do first when she wakes up?

Go home!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman

Because at 69 they blow a rod…

onces there was a blonde who went to the docter and said anywhere I touch it hurts then the doc says let me see after a couple of hours he tells her that her fingers broken

hahahahahahahhahaha what are u doin shut up pent down go to bathroom and sit down

Q. Which job did the blonde do at the M&M factory?

A. Proof reader.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Clark Kent

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of.

The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky 20 pounds.

She then phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

“How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”