Category: blondes

This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger
or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded
and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went outside to set to work. A
little while later the cashier decided to check on her and saw her working at it
and another blonde in the car was saying “a little to the left…no, a little to
the right…”

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on.

After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops.

“Yes, says the blonde”.

“Are their lights on?”

The blonde has to think for a moment, pauses, then says, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

There was a blonde a brunette and a ginger stranded on an island with no food or water the only water there was,was the deep blue sea in front of them,after a week the ginger started to feel hungry and knowing the mainland was only 20 miles over the sea she decided to smim.So she swam and only managed to get 5 miles until she got eaten by a shark!
A week went on and the brunette started to feel alone even though the blonde was there she also felt very very thirsty and hungry so she decided to jump in and give it ago but only got 10 miles before she drowned and died.
So this leaves the blonde all alone on a stranded island with no food no water and nobody to talk to,so she thinks what have I got to lose its not as if anybody is counting on me so she jumps in the water she manged to get 15 MILES YES 15 MILES until she got tired and decided to swim back!!

What’s the Blonde’s cheer? A: ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”

Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?They don’t know the route.

Q- What do you call a slutty blonde who sleeps with the entire orchestra?

A- A symphomaniac!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She’d just dyed her hair.

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q. Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?A. Because you have to hollow out the head.Q. What do u call blonde who is skiing?A. A Snowflake

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t wait to see 20,000leagues under the sea?He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that therewere so many teams.

a blonde was listening to the radio while driving her car. after hearing the DJ say blonde joke after blonde joke, she gets pissed off and turns off the radio.

she then looks to her right and sees another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a field. the blonde driving pulls over to the shoulder, gets out of her car and yells, “its blondes like you that give us a bad name! if i could swim i’d go over there and kick your butt!””

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