Category: blondes

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.

“Help us, help us!” yells the other.

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.

“Good idea,” said the other.

“Together, together!”

There was 1 blonde heading towards Disney Land they saw the sign Disney land Left so the blondes heaed home!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?

A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

One day a burnette goes to a preacher and says, “I have commited a sin.”
Preacher: what was it.
Burnette: I stabbed a man to death.
Preacher: go drink some holy water and your sins will be forgiven.

Later a redhead goes to the preacher and says, “I have commited a sin.”
Preacher: what was it.
Redhead: I pushed a man of a cliff.
Preacher: go drink some holy water and your sins will be forgiven.

later a blonde goes to the preacher and says “I have commited a sin.”
preacher: what was it.
blonde: I peed in the holy water that they are drinking.

How does a blonde hemophiliac treat himself?Acupuncture.

Two blondes walk into a bar. The make a toast to 17 days. The bar tender was curious so he asked “what’s 17 days?” and they replied, “We finished a puzzle in 17 days and it said ‘3 to 7 years’ on it”

Q:What do you call a blonde with hair dyed brunette
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A: Artificial Intelligence

Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The Manager of the project advertised for workers to complete the job. Three groups responded. A team of Irishmen, a group of Italians, and a final team composed of Blondes.

Since none of the groups would work with anyone from the other two groups, the project supervisor decided to assign each group to a different part of the line, and then see which team set the most poles.

The first task was to set the poles. The Supervisor sent each group out to a different location. Before they left, he advised all three groups that the one to bury the most poles today, would receive a bonus.

At the end of the day, the foreman of the Italians reported back to the Supervisor. The Supervisor inquired of him how many poles had been set by his team. He answered 48. The Supervisor was delighted. He advised the Italian to stay awhile until he heard how the Irishmen and the Blondes had done…

Next to report was the foreman of the Irishmen group. When asked, he reported that they had set 53 poles that day. Again the Superivsor was thrilled. He dismissed the Italian foreman and asked the Irishman to remain until the Blondes checked in.

A little while later the Blonde forewoman reported to the Supervisor.
“How many poles did your group set?” He asked. “Two.” Replied the Blonde forewoman.

“What! Just, two!” exclaimed the Supervisor. “The Italians set 48 poles, and the Irishmen set 53. How could you Blondes have only set two poles?”

“It may be true the Italians and Irishmen buried more poles than us,” replied the Blonde. “But you should see how much of the poles those bozos left sticking out of the ground!”

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.

a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go hunting.
The brunette comes back with a deer.
her father asks “How did you get that deer?”
the brunette replies “I followed the tracks and I followed the tracks and I got the deer.”
Next, the redhead comes back with a moose.
her father asks “how did you get that moose!”
the redhead replies “I followed the tracks and I followed the tracks and I got the moose.”
Last, the blonde comes crawling home….all beaten up and brused and a few broken arms and legs.
The dad asks “WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU!”
the blonde replies “I followed the tracks and I followed the tracks and I got hit by a train.”

One day a blonde was driving along the road and saw another blonde in a boat, in a corn field, trying to get to shore. The blonde that was driving got mad and got out of her car. Then she yelled “Its blondes like you that give us blondes a bad reputation! If I could swim I got over there and teach you a few things!”

A blonde was driving in the country-side when she saw another blonde in a field trying to row a boat.
“you idiot you people are the ones that give blondes a bad name!” the blonde in the car shouted “if I could swim i would swim over there a kick your ass!!”