Category: blondes

how do u kill a blond?
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

Two blondes are walking in the woods when one looks down and
says, “Look dog poop!” The other bends down and smells it,
“Smells like dog poop.” They both stick there fingers in it,
“Feels like dog poop.” They taste it, “Taste like dog poop!” One
says to the other, “Sure glad we didin’t step in it.”

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

A3: Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.

There was 2 blondes walking down the street, when they came across a mirror laying on the ground, one blonde pickes it up and says, “hey, this person looks really fimilar!?” so the other blonde says,”here let me see.” she looks and says,”you dummy thats me!”

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes go in first.

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

“Help, help!” yells one of the blondes.

“Help us, help us!” yells the other.

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.

“Good idea,” said the other.

“Together, together!”

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?

A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

One day a burnette goes to a preacher and says, “I have commited a sin.”
Preacher: what was it.
Burnette: I stabbed a man to death.
Preacher: go drink some holy water and your sins will be forgiven.

Later a redhead goes to the preacher and says, “I have commited a sin.”
Preacher: what was it.
Redhead: I pushed a man of a cliff.
Preacher: go drink some holy water and your sins will be forgiven.

later a blonde goes to the preacher and says “I have commited a sin.”
preacher: what was it.
blonde: I peed in the holy water that they are drinking.