Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?A: Divorced.
Category: blondes
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How do you get rid of blondes?A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
“How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”
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Talking during sex
A young married woman (Blonde) was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, “Do you talk to your husband when you’re making love?”
She thought about it a minute then said, “Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now.”
Blondes……
Blondes…
They take a lickin’, and keep on…
Lickin!
Diet
Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and low?
She thought it was diet coke.
Grenade
what do u do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
You get what you wish for
A blonde, a bronette, and a redhead were running from the cops. All of a sudden a jeanie appears and says ill grant each one of you one wish and one wish only.
as they are running the bronette says,”I wish I were a bird so I could fly far far away and never come back.” poof she is a bird.
The redhead said,”I wish I were a fly so I could fly far far away and never come back.” so poof she is a fly.
The bloned kept running but she tripped and fell over a rock and she said “Holy Shit” ……poof…
The jig saw puzzle!!
There was a blonde trying to figure a jig saw puzzle. And she was gitting so mad and agry! So finally she called her boyfriend. And said hi can you come down her and help me on a jig saw puzzle? And so he came down and was staring at it for a couple of seconds and asked what was it suppose to be??? And she said it is suppose to be a tigar. And he said well what I think you should do is to have a cup of coffee, take a break and put the frosted flakes back in the box!
What do you call fifteen blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
Still more blonde riddles
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?A: A blonde parade.Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It’s harder to get the legs spread on the ironing board.