Category: blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in a truck. The brunette and
the red head were in the cab and the blond was in the back. The truck goes off
the cliff and into the water. The brunette and the red head go up to the
surface. They wait about 5 minutes and finally the see bubbles and then the
blonde. Hey asked the other two girls, what took you so long? She said I had to
get the tailgate open.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.

Q: How do you get rid of blondes?A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.

The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty pounds.

She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:

“How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?”

A blonde parade.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?A: Divorced.

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Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and low?

She thought it was diet coke.

A young married woman (Blonde) was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, “Do you talk to your husband when you’re making love?”

She thought about it a minute then said, “Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now.”

Blondes…

They take a lickin’, and keep on…
Lickin!

There was a blonde trying to figure a jig saw puzzle. And she was gitting so mad and agry! So finally she called her boyfriend. And said hi can you come down her and help me on a jig saw puzzle? And so he came down and was staring at it for a couple of seconds and asked what was it suppose to be??? And she said it is suppose to be a tigar. And he said well what I think you should do is to have a cup of coffee, take a break and put the frosted flakes back in the box!