A blonde a brunette and a red head are going on a trip and they stop at a grocery store to get some supplies they all get done and meet each other by the exit the brunette says i bought a bottle of water so when i get thirsty i can have a drink! then the red head says i brought a snack so when i get hungrey i can eat! and the blonde says i bought a car door so when i get hot i can roll down the window!
Category: blondes
The Blond and The Irishman
A blond and an Irish man are casully having a conversation when
the blond notices that the Irishman has a sticker on his left
foot with a “L” printed on it and a sticker on his right foot
with an “R” on it.
When inquiring about this the Irishman replies, “It’s so I can
tell my left from my right”
After a few minutes silence the blond says, “Oooohhhh that’s why
I have C & A printed in my knickers!”
Blonde on the Computer, the Mouse
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
There is cheese in front of the mouse!
Kill a bird
Q:how does a blonde kill a bird?
A: she throws it over a cliff
Blonde Math
If a blonde adds the numbers 1+2+3+4+5, what does she get?
A headache.
Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What do blondes do with their areoles in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
The Big Jump
Q….
OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
A….
The brunette, because the other two don’t exist!
drive-in movie
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
Mother Passed Away
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
To which the blonde replies…..”Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day…..we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly states……”No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual… “If you need anything, just let me know.”
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, “What’s so bad now……..are you gonna be ok??”
“No……” exclaims the blonde. “I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!”
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Pet Zebra
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
There was this blonde lady in a row boat in…
There was this blonde lady in a row boat in the middle of the desert
rowing this boat. In the middle of this desert there was a road. Another blonde lady was
driving down the road and saw the other blonde lady, she stopped her car got out
and yelled,
“Your the reason blondes have such bad names!!! If I could swim,
I’d go out there and kick your ass!!!”