How do you get a blonde on a roof?
Tell her drinks are on the house!
Category: blondes
1 way to drown a blonde
Q.
How do you drownd a Blonde?
A.
stick a scrach & sniff at the bottum of a pool!
Why did God create b
Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes.
A blonde in a Hardware store
A blonde goes in to a hardware store, walks up to the counter and asks, “Can I buy that TV?”
The guy replies “No” so the blonde goes outside and dyes her hair brown and goes back in and asks, “Can I buy that TV?”
Again, the guy replies “No” so she goes back outsite and dyes her hair black, then goes back in and asks, “Can I buy that TV?” Not surprisingly, the guy replies “No” again, so in desperation the girl goes back outside and shaves her hair completely off.
Finally, she walks back in the store and asks “Can I buy that TV?”, to which the guy replies “No”.
Frustrated, she asks “Why won’t you sell that TV?”
The guy says, “Two reasons, actually. First, you’re the same silly blonde who keeps coming in here with dyed hair, and second, it’s a microwave!”
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
The pregnant blonde!
Q. what did the blonde say when she was pregnant?
A. are you sure it is mine.
A Blonde with Earrings
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.
A Blonde Travel
A blonde a brunette and a red head are going on a trip and they stop at a grocery store to get some supplies they all get done and meet each other by the exit the brunette says i bought a bottle of water so when i get thirsty i can have a drink! then the red head says i brought a snack so when i get hungrey i can eat! and the blonde says i bought a car door so when i get hot i can roll down the window!
The Blond and The Irishman
A blond and an Irish man are casully having a conversation when
the blond notices that the Irishman has a sticker on his left
foot with a “L” printed on it and a sticker on his right foot
with an “R” on it.
When inquiring about this the Irishman replies, “It’s so I can
tell my left from my right”
After a few minutes silence the blond says, “Oooohhhh that’s why
I have C & A printed in my knickers!”
Blonde on the Computer, the Mouse
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
There is cheese in front of the mouse!
Kill a bird
Q:how does a blonde kill a bird?
A: she throws it over a cliff
The Big Jump
Q….
OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
A….
The brunette, because the other two don’t exist!