Category: blondes

11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope
suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten
were blonde, one was a brunette.

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If
that didn’t happen the rope would break and everyone would
perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she
would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. The
blondes all applauded.

how do you turn off a blondes bed room light?
shut the car door

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?

A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home?
A: She moved.

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,
the blonde’s friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up
and said, Where?

A: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
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A: Both are empty from the neck up.

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning
Building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding
a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to
survive!”

The Brunette jumps and SWISHES! The firemen yank the blanket away…the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
“C’mon! Jump! You got to jump!’ say the firemen to the
Redhead.
“Oh no! You’re going to pull the blanket away!” says the redhead.

“No! Its Brunettes we can’t stand! We’re OK with
Redheads!”

“OK” says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The
Firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like
a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again,The firemen yell
“Jump! You have to jump!”

“No way! You’re just going to pull the blanket away!” yelled the Blonde.

“No! Really! You have to jump! We won’t pull the blanket away!”

“Look,” the Blonde says, “Nothing you say is going to
Convince me that you’re not going to pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . .”

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young blonde raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?”

“That’s correct,” responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl’s face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class… and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor’s reply was classic…

Totally straight-faced he answered her question, “It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.”

Submitted by Curtis
EDited by Yisman

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender…

Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:”What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”

Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.” Bartender: “What’s a G and T?” Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”

Blonde: “I’ll have a
15.” Bartender: “What’s a 15?” Blonde: “7 and 7”

How do you get a blonde on a roof?
Tell her drinks are on the house!

Q.
How do you drownd a Blonde?
A.
stick a scrach & sniff at the bottum of a pool!