Category: blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist: “I’m on the road a lot, and my
clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” Blonde: “That was a little
too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist: “Uh … How’s that working?” Blonde: “Actually, I haven’t gotten
any letters yet.”
Psychiatrist: “And why do you think that is?”
Blonde: “I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps
changing.”

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?

A blow job with handles!!!

There were two prostitutes , one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful prostitute used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but the ugly one made around $10,000-$13,000.

Confused to why the fuck the ugly one made more money than her, the beautiful prostitute went to the ugly one and asked her.

” Hey girl ! How are you? Looks like you’re doing great ,you bought a new car and an apartment, where did you get the money ?”.

On this the ugly bitch replied. ” Actually I play games with my customer and so I earn a lot, maybe more than you . What I do with my customer is that when we have intercourse I put a small firecracker in my pussy and when it blows up , I start shouting oh you blew up my pussy you bastard, scared that this may put them in trouble my customers end up paying me $500-$800 to get away”.

Hearing this, the beautiful blonde prostitute went to the shop
to buy some firecrackers, but as the less power crackers were not available that day she bought a huge powerful firecracker and went to work.

While having intercourse she put the big bomb in her pussy and it went off with a huge bang. Then the prostitute started shouting as planned ” You blew up my pussy …You blew up my pussy”.

On this the customer replied ,” You bitch, the hell with your pussy, where the fuck is my DICK “.

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Edited by Curtis

2 blondes where on there way to Disney land when they saw a sign sayiny Disney left(as in turn left)So they went home.

Dose your grandpa have grand kids?

One day a blonde walked into a electronics store. She asked the person at the counter if she could buy that tv. The person said we dont sell to blondes.
The next day she went into the same store with a brunnete wig on. She said can I buy that Tv. That same guy said we dont sell to blondes.
The third day she came in with a black wig on and said can I buy that Tv. The same person said we dont sell to blonds.
The blonde said how did you know I was a blonde the whole time?
Because thats not a tv, its a microwave!

3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?

Nothing they dont know who or where they are.

Q:Why did the blonde get raped by her doctor?

A:Because when the doctor said “open up” she opened up her legs!(like a pro too)!

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: She’d just dyed her hair.
A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

A guy asks a young blonde he’s just slept with, “Am I the first
guy you ever made love to?”
The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, “You might be.
Your face looks familiar.”