Sally, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. So, she got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie’s schedule and Sally would test all their equipment before setting out.They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event – hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, “I can’t make the supper. I can’t light a fire with the matches you brought.” Sally replied, “I can’t understand that. Those matches should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left.”
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Knock KnockWho’s there?Parton!Parton who?Parton my
Knock KnockWho’s there?Parton!Parton who?Parton my French!
ABC convo.
this is an AB conversation C ur way out before D jumps over E
and F’s u up!!!!!! hahahahah
Play you
A violinist says to his wife, “Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin.”
His wife replies, “I’d rather have you play me like a harmonica!”
500-pound Russian
Q:What do you call a 500-pound Russian that can bend you like a bendy straw?
A: Sir
Who is General failure and
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where to ? Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? Why is it you have a “pair” of pants and only one bra? How come when I call Information they can’t tell me where my keys are?
Knock KnockWho’s there?Zeke!Zeke who?Zeke and
Knock KnockWho’s there?Zeke!Zeke who?Zeke and you shall find!
Ways to confuse a roommate
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.102. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate’s bed. Insist that you don’t know how they got there.
Blonde IQ Test
Three blondes walk into a bar do you think
they noticed?
So fat
yo mommas so fat
Lightning just struck
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I’m going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant. In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted. There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman’s doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying, he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, “Why, God, why now? After all I’ve been through, how could you do this to me?” From up above, there came a voice, “Sorry. I didn’t not recoginize you.”
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s writing on the white-out.