Category: blondes

a blonde, a red head and a brunet go to a desert. the red head asked the brunet what she is taking and she said a fan incase i get hot. the brunet asked the red head what she was taking and she said water incase i get thirsty. then they asked the blonde and she said i am taking a car door so i can roll down the window incase i get hot!!

There was a single man whose face was unshaven and he had bags
under his eyes, and he dragged his feet on the street. The man
walked into a bar and said “Ouch!”

ONCE A BLONDE,BRUNET,AND REDHEAD WALKED INTO A BARBERSHOP.THE BARBERSHOP MAN LOOKED AT THE REDHEAD AND SAID,”WHY YOU HAVE LOVELY RED HAIR”.THE REDHEAD STROKED HER HAIR AND SAID,”ITS NATURAL”.
THEN HE LOOKED AT THE BRUNET AND SAID,”WHY YOU HAVE LOVELY DARK HAIR”.THE BRUNET RAN HER FINGERS THROUGH HERS AND SAID”ITS ALL NATURAL”.
THEN HE LOOKED AT THE BLONDE AND SAID,”WHAT LOVELY GREEN HAIR YOU HAVE”.THE BLONDE SAID WHILE STARTING AT HER NOSE AND RUBED UP THRUOGH HER HAIR.”ITS ALL NATURAL”.

Did you hear about the blonde newlywed that confused vaseline with window puddy???
All their windows fell out!

A blonde and two brunettes are hanging on ropes that are 45 above the ground. One of the brunettes ropes are about to break so she moves her hand across the rope too hold the two breaking points together. She does it sucessfully so then the blone was so proud of her bravery that she decides to calp for her.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her
urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?

The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?

Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Give her a box of black jelly beans, and
tell her to eat the black ones last.

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Two more blondes show up and soon their voices join in raising the roof, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table rupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautiful child’s puzzle of the cookie monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes up, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.
The side of the box said 2 – 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!”

If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Why did the blonde go to KFC?

She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99