Category: blondes

Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.

A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.

“Everything ok with your car now?”
“Yes, thank goodness,” the blonde replies.

“Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?”

“Yeah, but he didn’t. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!”

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: what do you call a blonde in a closet?

A: The 1925 Hide-and-seek CHAMPION!

What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

A blonde went to Disney world. While she was driving she
saw a sign that said “Disney World, Left.” She went home. On
her way home she saw more signs. One said “Clean Restrooms.”
After driving only 10 miles she had cleaned 47 Restrooms.

What is black, blue and brown? A blonde who has told too many blonde jokes.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
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A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview.

The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?”

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying “Ehh… 23!”.

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?”

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, “Five foot three!”

This isn’t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. “And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?”

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying “Stephanie”.

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks “Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”

“Ohh that!” replies the blonde, “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…'”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blow job with handlebars.

What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair?

Artificial intellegence.

How do u confuse a blonde…?
U put her in a round room and tell her that the vibrator is in
the corner!