Category: blondes

There were three woman a redhead,brunette, and a blonde who were going to be shot for committing countless crimes. The redhead was first and was asked “Any last words?” the redhead thought for a moment and yelled out TORNADO!. the guards scrambled inside while the redhead escaped over the wall. The brunette saw this and said FLOOD!. The blonde thought she would try the same thing. And when it was her turn to be shot she yelled FIRE!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

in class today they told blond jokes; i didnt get what was so funny

Q) What is the difference between a blonde and bigfoot?
A) Someday we may find bigfoot.
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Q) Why was the blondes brain the size of a pea after she was excercising?
A) It swelled up.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

A blonde and a brunette were sitting on the park bench when the brunette said, “My boyfriend used to have dandruff but then I gave him head and shoulders”.

The blonde said, “How do you give a man shoulders?”

Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

there are 2 blondes standing outside looking at the moon 1 says to the other . I wonder which is closer the moon or florida?? the other says DUHHH!!!! HELLO!! we can see the moon.

Q. Why are blonde girl’s bellybuttons brused?

A. Because blonde guys aren’t that smart ether

once there was three people a clown, a human, and a blonde. They all broke out of jail and ran from the cops through a feild an into a barn and hide in pataoe sacks the cop ran in and kicked the first one with the clown in it and he said “MOO” so he kicked the one with the human in it and he said “OINK” so he just kept going on and he kicked the one with the blonde in it and she said “PATOES!”

A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking blonde and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby.

For whatever reason, she decided to do it.

When she told her mother what happened, her mother scolded her:

“Don’t you understand that they only wanted to see your underwear?”

The girl was understandably upset at being very stupid and naive, and decided to show those boys a thing or two.

The next day, they repeated their request, and when she came home she was beaming.

“What are you so happy about?” asked her mother.

“I totally showed them. Today I didn’t even WEAR underwear!”

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.