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First experience horse riding

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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

So Relieved!

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A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.

“Everything ok with your car now?”
“Yes, thank goodness,” the blonde replies.

“Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?”

“Yeah, but he didn’t. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!”